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doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive
Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive
by LolDankFam September 9, 2016
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Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
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Maximuzed

When a person has jacked off to so much hentai they can no longer achieve an erection from anything in the real world.
Poor bernardo, he cant get it up anymore! all that hentai got him maximuzed.
by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020
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A street-racing game designed by Namco and released in 2004. The game involves racing at sports-car level speeds on the highways of Tokyo. Players can purchase cards similar to those of Initial D: Arcade Stage, which enable them to tune up their cars and save their game progress and personal top times.

Players race on courses upwards of 22 kilometers in length; in time attack mode, they can insert additional credits to play on a course that combines the game's four courses into a 60-kilometer super-highway. One particular course features the Wangan Line, a straight stretch of highway that goes on for about 6 kilometers.

The game is based off the manga "Wangan Midnight," which was produced from 1992 to 2005 and revolves around a high school student named Akio Asakura. He is the driver of the "Devil Z," a "haunted" and legendary racing vehicle.

This game is also known as simply Maximum Tune or WMMT.
<Random person A> Hey, did you lose your money or something?
<Random person B> No, I blew it all on Wangan Midnight: Maximum Tune.
<RPA> You mean that game that looks like Initial D?
by gs68 May 8, 2005
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Swagged out to the Maximum

When your swagg is so great that the second you walk into a room bitches are on your dick
bitch#1-omg look its Mic and Alex!

bitch#2-yea they are so swagged out to the maximum! lets go suck their dicks!

bitch#1-yea!
by Olie24 May 8, 2011
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maximum borkdrive

When ur dogger goes woof woof woof and starts doin the heccin drillo
Oh no! My dogger is in maximum borkdrive!
by wigga_9001 November 3, 2017
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Maximum Over-Rustle

a phrase used to describe the highest level of discontent and discomfort. a varient of "That really Rustled My Jimmies"
Steve: Hey Jon! did you hear what happened to Rick? Leo beat him up at my party last night.

Jom: wow, Leo must have been Maximum Over-Rustled to do something like that.
by Bruce Brewsky April 24, 2013
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