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Corn Maven

The wielder of the corn, who is responsible for dishing the corn out at family dinners/gatherings. Often associated with the act of yelling "Corn!" spontaneously so as to raise awareness of the product they are peddling.
You fucking dumbfuck, you fucked the Corn Maven's wife right before he passed out the corn! Now you're never gonna get corn again!
by Carlton Grüberschmott August 2, 2020
mugGet the Corn Mavenmug.

Sex Maven

Someone who has a prodigious amount of high quality sex.
by Sexmaven4lyfe April 9, 2017
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Ass Maven

A man who has dedicated his very existence to the pursuit of the male ass.
I saw James at the falafel hut. He was wearing a velour tracksuit. What a total ass maven.
by dcfly April 3, 2003
mugGet the Ass Mavenmug.

Maven Baven

A style of vaginal pubic hair. Either trimmed or partially shaved. Could be a landing strip. The middle option between a full bush and a shaven haven.
"dude that bitch had a maven baven, it was lovely"

"I fucking love maven bavens but fucking hate full bushs or shaven havens"
by drogba84 August 26, 2008
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maven calore

antagonist from the red queen series. hes the second born prince from the calore family and becomes king after his older brothers exile. he has raven hair and "haunting blue eyes", as described by the main character. he's a very morally gray character and in all honesty, i love him. while he did absolutely unforgiveable things to mare, his mother also did unforgiveable things to him (which is not an excuse for the trauma mare was forced to go through). he deserved a better life, one without his horrible mother and one with his first love, thomas.
"bro have you finished the red queen series? i hate maven calore."

"nobody is born a monster."
by locatedinhell May 11, 2022
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Panic Maven

A person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.
Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.

Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.
by Ace Corona November 23, 2013
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Maven

A Mad Lad, orginal mad lad. Best Mad Lad.
Wow that mans a real maven, I bet he likes jake paul.
by SUBsssToopewdiepie February 22, 2019
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