Maurice

That one horse form Dead by Daylight

"Yo Maurice watched me do gens"

by Theexpected12 January 17, 2021

Nasty Maurice

A sexual act in which a guy or girl rams a spurr up their partner's butt and then pours salt in it.

Bridget gave the most painful nasty maurice i've ever seen... but I liked it.

by hurtsogood June 22, 2008

Maurice

Maurices are either very good at sports or very good at school. Generally, Maurices are known to just want to chill out in peace and drink a nice adult beverage from time to time. Maurices generally like to live the simple life all year round. They are fans of all Winter sports, they really like when it snows outside.

"That player skates as fast as a rocket!"
"Obviously, you are talking about Maurice "The Rocket" Richard here."

Guy 1: "What's that mathematical equation mean Maurice?"
Maurice: "It simply means Maurice = Snow."
Guy 1: "Wow! Maurice you are sure smart at school!"

by the penguinizer August 1, 2010

maurice

A man who loves you peaches enough to shake your tree. Is commonly refereed to as a space cowboy. and gets his lovin on the run.

did you see maurice over there playing music in the sun?

by shadowdixon March 3, 2011

Maurice

Maurice is a fancy guy, he doesn't care what people think of him. He's smart but clueless, He is neat but clumsy.

WOAH That guy looks like a Maurice
He's fancy, must be a Maurice

by binch_lasagna October 12, 2016

Maurice aka Goat

Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.

Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“

Hey, look it’s Maurice aka Goat.

Dang he has a huge cock

Yes i heard he has tons of sex

by Chris Peacokc November 24, 2021

Maurice

A joke name for the Malicious Face enemy from ULTRAKILL, based off the filename of said enemy.

Malicious Faces, also known as Maurice, are lesser demons and the first demon enemies that the player encounters. One first appears as a boss in the mission 0-1: INTO THE FIRE and starts to appear as a normal enemy in the mission 0-4: A ONE-MACHINE ARMY .

by Deadcatisbad September 13, 2022