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Mauritanian 

A man from the country of Mauritania. This man is Arab and Muslim by virtue of the location of his birth. Men from Mauritania are hard workers, they are after all Africans, they manage to remain civilized and intelligent while living in arid territory. The source of their qualities (being intrepid, kind, generous, selfless) are the Mauritanian women: the most beautiful and honorable women on the face of this earth. Mauritanian women are the only kind of women that can give birth to a Mauritanian man.
What is the quintessential Mauritanian man?

A Mauritanian man from the tribe of Oulad Besba.
Mauritanian by Hmoudy November 9, 2012
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Manmita is a free bird and takes away hearts of boys as she fly. Her portraits are extravagant. She brings you satisfaction.
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Mauritanian 

Literally: a person from the french speaking African country Mauritania.

Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.

In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:

Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.

Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).
Guy 1: Yea Darells got him self a new house.

Guy 2: Really a new house?!

Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!

Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!
Mauritanian by romanwinchester July 31, 2009

marmitan 

An adjective used to describe something that is either pleasantly wonderful or absolutely horrid, depending on the user.
You: This shot tastes like garbage liquid, how could anybody possibly enjoy this?
Your snobby coffee friend: My friend, espresso is a luxury of inherent marmitan nature. If you do not like it, something is wrong with you.

"You either love it or hate it." -Marmite
marmitan by marmiteman2 May 6, 2013
Moumita a smart and beautiful girl that loves to laugh. She's energetic and very fun to be around. At first she's shy but when you get to know her, she's nothing like you would think. Moumita may not be the most popular but people adore her. Some guys are even intimidated by her beauty. She can be very insecure (even though she has no reason to be) and will rely on people to help her gain confidence. She is a loyal and helpful friend. She will always be there for you to help you feel better and solve your problems. Moumita is very trustworthy if you have a strong relationship with her.
I have an Moumita in my life and I love her so much <3

you are the girl of my dreams Moumita
Moumita by isaiahcatlover0 November 21, 2021
Moumita a smart and beautiful girl that loves to laugh. She's energetic and very fun to be around. At first she's shy but when you get to know her, she's nothing like you would think. Moumita may not be the most popular but people adore her. Some guys are even intimidated by her beauty. She can be very insecure (even though she has no reason to be) and will rely on people to help her gain confidence. She is a loyal and helpful friend. She will always be there for you to help you feel better and solve your problems. Moumita is very trustworthy if you have a strong relationship with her.
I have an Moumita in my life and I love her so much <3

you are the girl of my dreams Moumita
Moumita by isaiahcatlover0 November 21, 2021
1. A traditional dance form of the indigenous Tripuri people of Tripura, a state in the northeastern region of India.

2. Sometimes also refers to the new harvest of rice.
1. Phaidi Mamita mwsamung mwsalainai. (Let us perform the Mamita dance.)

2. Mami mai kwtal. (Newly harvested rice)
Mamita by Heerni November 23, 2021