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Masterism

I am awesome because I am the master of masterism.
by nickvet419 March 12, 2010
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Muserism

(noun)
1. Any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. An improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.
Muserism in a sentence:
Wow, that muserism you said is so random.

Examples of Muserisms:
Elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.

The only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut butter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.
by ThatOneZach February 3, 2012
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o'malleyism

Ideology where putting a lot amount of effort into work for little reward is worth it
Ryan is an o'malleyist, he believes in o'malleyism
by Dr. F Money November 30, 2022
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marleyism

religion in which you follow the ways and examples of the all mighty Bob Marley
"420!!!"
"My religion is Marleyism not chistianity!!"
"FUCK 'EM MAN"
by Bob Marley 420 October 4, 2009
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mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense
1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"
by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008
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Matt Mannerisms

When you do something relatable that you think Matt would do.
Dave: I have a class in 10 minutes about social studies, im gonna sleep through it.
Jasiah: That's what i call, Matt Mannerisms.
by Probably_Matt March 22, 2021
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Maleism

Maleism (Noun)
(male-ism)

Any action or habit common among men that annoys females.
This action or habit is uncommon to females.

Used in a sentence:
My husband has more maleisms than I knew! (Noun)
He made a very maleistic choice by cutting in front of the other driver. (Adverb)
Examples of maleisms:
- Aggressive driving
- Forgetting dates (such as birthdays and anniversaries)
- Refusing to shower at camp simply because he is at camp

CC June 09, 2009
Thunder Bay, Ontario
Ms. Kwaka
by English Lover June 9, 2009
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