Matt Kelleher

the highest form of human being, part of the LBGTQ+ community and attends LVC, he is often quick to correct and easily to offend .

i wish i was as good looking as Matt Kelleher

by linton village college is shit January 12, 2021

Matt Katz

The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.

Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?

Jim: No. That's for gays.

Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?

Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?

Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?

Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.

Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?

Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.

Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?

Matt Katz: Yea I do!

Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?

Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?

Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.

by Michael Romero February 9, 2008

matt king

A short boy with a little chode. He is also known for being fat and his nickname is fatboy. Chicken god feels bad for him because he becomes a transgender on a full moon so he can't jerk off at that time of the month. Matt king is not know for manipulating chicken but is very skinny when he cums in the plastic bottle

Joe doman can be such a matt king when hes around the chicken sometimes

by Chicken God May 27, 2016

Matt Kisser

Evelyn (A Normal Gal). She is a Matt kisser.

“Hey dude, did you hear? The Matt kisser is here.”
“lol”

by steakandcake December 22, 2021

Matt Kay

The most legendary guy in the whole existence of this planet.

OM- this is matt kay, we should keep it.

by catgirlqueen July 9, 2021

Matt Kibbe

A person who
- is president and CEO of FreedomWorks

- was Rep. Dan Miller's (R. FL.) cheif of staff and house budget committee representative.

-in '90 '93 he was director of federal budget policy for the U.S. chamber of commerce

-was aneconomist for the RNC

Matt Kibbe is president and CEO of FreedomWorks.

by Titus Optimus July 23, 2012

matt kirkwood

An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.

Call in the tank. Nah call Matt Kirkwood.

by Matt Kirkwood February 15, 2018