Mattias

A guy that's very sweet with his girl. He's verry charming, also can make a girl easily fall in love with. Likes to walk around without a shirt. Usually Brazilian or a Spaniard. Verry fit, & hot. Also very smart in some subjects. Sexy.

Maria: "Who are you dating?"
Kaila: "Mattias"
Maria: "Mattias?! WOAH. i would love to date a Mattias !!"

by hide&seek14345 December 12, 2010

Mattias Tedenby

hockey player from Sweden who currently plays for the New Jersey Devils. In Sweden, he played for the Swedish Elite League team HV71.

Mattias Tedenby is called Teddy by the media and teammates.

by Super Swedes January 24, 2011

Mattis Wijk

Mattis Wijk is an endangered wild boar. Mattis Wijk is also sexually attracted to his cats and other animals. His brain is so fucked up he is also attracted to males, not only humans but animals too.

Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell

oh hes a Mattis Wijk.

what a loser.

by Trueonlynocapbrusda April 24, 2021

Mattis

One sexy motherfucker with flowing blonde hair.

Damn! He's a real Mattis!

by RealWanker January 7, 2016

marchi-martius

A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.

"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cook brownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."

by Nicole Dissinger August 29, 2019

James Mattis

With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.

NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"

by Generic name here May 28, 2017

Mathius

Mathius is usually pretty funny but acts stupid. he probably is though. he is a huge gamer and always is cussing

Wow look at Mathius.-friend

by gagagayhhqhq April 17, 2019