by Jared January 27, 2005
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Targeting specific users, he'll typically wait for the slightest opportunity to infract one of these said members mostly based on past butthurt. Instead of admitting his mistakes and making amends, he insists on backing himself (in Mattland, looking like an arse) and saying things like "You're dumb" and the ever-popular neg rep.
His e-girlfriend, Lana (who's also emo; imagine that), is also an active member of the forum. Using her Ultimate VIP membership to return neg reps, she is often found running to her mod e-boyfriend every time she's a little butthurt. This often results in the butthurter getting infracted; and in some cases, banned.
He considers himself the alpha male of the mods, and his fellow mods don't dare disagree with his infractions.
Basically, do not expect much from him, because through his thick eyeliner (borrowed from Lana, of course) he sees the internet as the real world. Remember kids, the internet is serious business.
Targeting specific users, he'll typically wait for the slightest opportunity to infract one of these said members mostly based on past butthurt. Instead of admitting his mistakes and making amends, he insists on backing himself (in Mattland, looking like an arse) and saying things like "You're dumb" and the ever-popular neg rep.
His e-girlfriend, Lana (who's also emo; imagine that), is also an active member of the forum. Using her Ultimate VIP membership to return neg reps, she is often found running to her mod e-boyfriend every time she's a little butthurt. This often results in the butthurter getting infracted; and in some cases, banned.
He considers himself the alpha male of the mods, and his fellow mods don't dare disagree with his infractions.
Basically, do not expect much from him, because through his thick eyeliner (borrowed from Lana, of course) he sees the internet as the real world. Remember kids, the internet is serious business.
User 1: "Let's make an Encyclopedia Dramatic article for TeenHut"
Mattster: "How about I follow what was written about me.. And ban everyone who posted here? =D"
User 2: "Hows about you stop taking shit so seriously, and take a joke?"
Mattster: "olol fuk u 2"
Mayank: *facepalm*
Mattster: "How about I follow what was written about me.. And ban everyone who posted here? =D"
User 2: "Hows about you stop taking shit so seriously, and take a joke?"
Mattster: "olol fuk u 2"
Mayank: *facepalm*
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Get the Mattison mug.Mattituck is located next to Cutchogue and Jamesport. It is a ridiculously small town. There are about 8 and a half black people in total. The hispanic population is growing at an alarming rate, but whose isnt these days? Most kids find themselves smoking weed because there isnt much else to do at all. If you screw up once, you get a reputation that will stick. All of the kids in this school that think they are "popular" will amount to nothing later on in life, and no one will give a flying shit about them when they go to college. Walbaums is a freak show on friday nights. The strawberry festival is the single most exciting thing that happens. The school is obsessed with soccer. We dont have our own football team, the porters consists of Mattituck Southold and Greenport. There are more skaters in Mattituck then you could believe, their garb of choice is a constume consisting of ball sack squeezing pants and shoe lace belts. Wierd? yeah, it is pretty disgusting. Most of the guys in mattituck think they're "Real OG's" because they wear baggy pants and listen to lil wayne like its a religion.
Mattituck Kid 1: I fucking hate this town, theres never shit to do.
Mattituck Kid 2: Uhm, my mom said its okay if we smoke pot in my room since i got a good report card.
Mattituck Kid 1: FUCK YEAH. lets do itttt.
Mattituck Kid 2: Just tell your mom we're going to the movies.
Mattituck Kid 1: Good idea, she'll totally buy that.
Mattituck Kid 2: Uhm, my mom said its okay if we smoke pot in my room since i got a good report card.
Mattituck Kid 1: FUCK YEAH. lets do itttt.
Mattituck Kid 2: Just tell your mom we're going to the movies.
Mattituck Kid 1: Good idea, she'll totally buy that.
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