masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Matterdaddy

two words put together for a joke

Whats a Matterdaddy?

Nothing son. LOL

by SD CRAWDAD January 22, 2021

Matterface

A Matterface is an ugly being who you would love to beat to an inch of his life, because his face is telling you to.

"John is such a matterface, come lets cunt him in the bastard and take his change!"

by Chris Kamara February 17, 2008

Mattera

The grassy knoll of the fringe around golf putting greens. Allows you to score zero putts as you suck on your approach shots. Excellent to minimize your score while also showing off your luck.

I purposely missed the green and hit the Mattera, so I could ourscore these losers in my foursome.

by Tseman44 October 25, 2020

Matterfall

"Matterfall" is an adjective used to describe somebody of incredibly low intelligence

"oi that dudes Dumber than matterfall"

by AngryScotishMan9 April 7, 2021

Masterbayshin

When you jack off in the San Francisco bay

I be goin to the Golden gate Bridge to do some masterbayshin this weekind

by D Flawless June 3, 2022

Sophia Mattera

Sophia Mattera is a very beautiful and gorgeous specimen, they’re favorite hobbies are mostly playing ucn, loving a dude named Wesley Crawford and talking about their suicidal cat. If you ever see one in the wild, definitely approach it they are kind graceful specimens

Sophia Mattera is cute as hell.

by Wesley Crawford April 6, 2022