masturbance

Being interrupted while masturbating.

1.) My mom walked in on me while I was masturbating. It was a total masturbance.

2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.

3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.

by @mrmorrisonful January 30, 2014

Matturbate

Violently and chronicly masturbating to the point when your right, or left arm gets so engorged that you are able to bench press your own house.

One who is able to win a fist fight against a gorrila with only thier matturbate arm.

by Gsteven June 20, 2010

Masturbanker

A less than polite, but far from rude description for that type of person

Last night the England football team all played like a bunch of Masturbankers!

by Balanceweight February 10, 2007

Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019