2 definitions by @mrmorrisonful
Being interrupted while masturbating.
1.) My mom walked in on me while I was masturbating. It was a total masturbance.
2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.
3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.
3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
by @mrmorrisonful January 30, 2014
bill "wtf john! are you jerking off!?"
john "you feel that bill? its not just materbation, its masterbulence!
bill "your the sickest person i know"
john "you feel that bill? its not just materbation, its masterbulence!
bill "your the sickest person i know"
by @mrmorrisonful January 30, 2014