Matrimoney

Shared money/bank accounts/coin jars of a married couple

After their wedding, Pete and Paula couldnt wait to open their cards and count all of their gift matrimoney

by Whatpseudonym? March 20, 2013

Marion, MA

A small town revered as a mecca for wine snobs, golf addicts, and pure-bred dog enthusiasts. When not gloating to neighbors about their children's accomplishments on the squash courts, residents can often be found pondering the value of their property in relation to their neighbors and doing lines of valium off of their guest bathroom toilet. The police give speeding tickets for going 4mph too fast and falsify noise complaints to shut down family barbecues past 8pm.

Farnsworth: Chad, you uncultured swine, you got cocaine all over my new boat shoes! Do you know who my father is?!

Chad: He must be the mayor of Marion, MA.

by Bristaco December 13, 2018

Marion

Marion is a name used for both men & women, however it is more commonly used for women. Marions are usually detatched, beautiful, sometimes quiet, very smart, & incredibly friendly. Marions are drop-dead hilarious. Marions tend to fall in love very quickly, for a long time. Marions have an amazing artistic sense. Marions are very shy. Marions can have the most gorgeous eyes you've ever seen in your life. If you're lucky enough to know a Marion, you should tell her everyday.

Boy 1: "Dude, look. That's Marion, the girl I was telling you about."
Boy 2: "Dang, she is hot!"
Boy 1: "I know right! I like her a lot."
Boy 3: Who the heck is that?!? She's so pretty!
Boy 1 & Boy 2: "Dude, I know."

by Baeleigh Miller January 10, 2012

x-matronic

1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use

Aes Rocks rymes are fuckin x-matronic

by jackdan October 3, 2006

Oh matron!

A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.

Similar to 'Thats what she said!'

Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.

''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''

by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013

Matriotic

Characterizing a person who loves, supports, and defends the earth and its interests with devotion.

Fond of my country, though I am, I am more matriotic than patriotic. After all, what benefits earth, benefits country.

by lisasan December 7, 2011

Marion

Smart, beautiful, gracious, but mostly she's just a sexy girl. She's impossible to forget because you always smile when you think of her. She's unpredictable but always forgiven. She has her own agenda but will keep your heart warm and always remain friendly. She will kick you out of her bed before you kick her out of yours. She's the kind of girl that needs to be a verb instead of a noun.

Damn! Nobody does it like Marion!

by urbanass November 27, 2012