maglocked

to get whacked extremely hard

1.I maglocked Drew and a pile of flakes came out of his hair.
2.Angel maglocked Andreas and he did nothing about it.
3.I maglocked Boler's moms' pussy.

by John Hungwell May 9, 2005

matlock

Someone befuddled or seemingly befuddled by technology.

You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?

by totessochmeeds May 24, 2012

matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'dont act so matlocked'

'she looked well like a matlock'

by Alex Smithe March 11, 2008

Matlockitis

The acute onset of loneliness, sadness, and boredom resulting from living at one's parents' house during the summer vacation when one would usually be studying in a thriving and happening city during term time. The risk factors of catching the disease include one's parents living in a small town in the middle of no where and one's friends being able to still live in the city.

Dad: You're looking a bit down, are you missing your friends?
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.

by lonelylover1 July 21, 2012

Matlock

When a guy blows a sure thing to have inter-course with a female from a foreign country.

Derek just pulled a Matlock! That girl from Kenya that was all over him earlier just slapped him in the face and walked away!

by Dallas69 April 6, 2009

Malockey

Hockey that is played in the mall with one of the store's equipment. (usually one person is the look out)(usually ends up in getting kicked out)

Yah we were totally kicked out of sport check for playing a simple game of malockey

by suirtemed September 6, 2007

Ho'-maticked

1. The act of being completely and easily outdone, in a battle of brains or brawn, with no hope of redemption. 2. Made to look like a complete ho', by means of superior wit, skill or strength. See also:punked owned p'wned

Kung Fu student 1: Wow! I thought Jim's Kung Fu was pretty good, til he fought Master Wong.

Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!

Kung Fu student 1: Word.

by Aramis January 23, 2006