matisyahu

Matisyahu is a badass jew, prolly the greatest jew evar!

Horst dosen`t like Matisyahu because he`s a silly nazi.

by Avtomat Kalashnikova November 10, 2007

Matisse

A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.

Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

Meatism

An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.

"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"

by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008

matisyn

matisyn is a beyond gorgeous girl! she is a super human being who is very feminine :) she likes a few boys that she sees around and they like her too but never have the guts to talk to her because they think they never would stand a chance. You could spot her out in a crowd full of people due to her breathtaking looks!! SHE IS SUPER STUNNING!! she isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in including her opinion, friends and family. She would do anything for anyone she has gained her trust in. Whoever Matisyn decides to fall in love with is very lucky and never break her heart because she is sensitive but also very independent. Her eyes are as blue as the crystal clear ocean. Her smile will take your breath away. Her laugh is super contagious :) Her personality is one you would strive to have !! Matisyn is one you want to be friends with and be like :)Everyone loves her!! Cherish her !

" Dang I wish I had a chance with Matisyn "
"Dude she is way out of our leagues, i mean just look at her"
" I know :( "

by jfiibmm23 May 12, 2017

workplace mutism

When highly creative, intelligent people are entirely mute during staff meetings in a toxic and retaliatory workplace.

Workplace mutism is a great solution to staying off the boss’s radar if you’re fine being gutless and nutless.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

Maoism

Maoism is an adaptation of Marxist-Leninism. In Mao's case he adapted a theory that was originally developed within the context of a relatively advanced industrializing society, Europe of the 19th century, to a context of an almost purely aggricultural society--China of the early and mid 20th century.
Mao was a military genious, if not a political one, for his development of a protracted 'peoples war.' Whether you like him or not, and there is a lot not to like, his military theory was victorious and continues to be emulated today as well as studied by the students of West Point etc.

The Sandinista guerillas, though not self identified as Maoists, certainly practiced Maoism in their struggle against the Samoza regime in Nicaragua in the 1970s.

by secret socialist February 28, 2008

Old manisms

As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.

Man, my old manisms have started. I fell asleep to a western this afternnon.

by Ivan barrister December 27, 2020