The founder of the world, normally under the influnce of 2 or more drugs at a time. Mathieu is a legendary title only given to select people who have proven themselves in several challenges such as: defeating a montser, being able to make weapons from nothing and more.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
He's such a Mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it... Why dose he have to fuck with everything?
by Bl00d f1r3 August 31, 2010
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Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
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A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.
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A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff
by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011
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by gg bibba August 12, 2019
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2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.
2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.
by Jabyron1 December 4, 2011
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