Unconventional Matador

Why fight the bull whe you can ride it?

We salute you, you Unconventional Matador.

by Bachintheussr July 13, 2015

matador

to lose credibility. related to the once superb label outta Jersey that now sucks shit.

Damn, Yep Roc got totally matadored.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

The Matador

When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released

"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".

by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011

Matador

Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up

Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me

by The REal Paul Collins February 20, 2009

Matador Sex

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.

Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.

by HoytDogg December 24, 2010

Matadorial

1. To attract lots of attention (normally in a discussion) only to deflect it at the last moment to another person.

1. He escaped the situation in true matadorial style

by Norbu September 26, 2006

Matador'd

Drinking with the intention of getting so exceedingly drunk that you wander around in your underwear, ala Pierce Brosnan in the movie The Matador.

Lets get fuckin' matador'd tonight!

by Cuntracula September 7, 2006