Matthewism

A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.

Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."

by Drydess August 27, 2017

Manthesis

Like a hypothesis. Except, it’s right the first time, cause a Man did it

Janet, your hypothesis was interesting, but your experiment showed it was wrong. Meanwhile, Carl’s Manthesis was correct and needed no further experimentation to prove correct.

by KentuckyKobra512 July 7, 2024

Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019

Mathéis

Mathéis is a really

REALLY person you can laugh with
But he can really be annoying sometime and when he is annoying you just want to hit him

But he is really kind and he is really suportive and when you are sad he will do everything for you to be happy :D

It's a name so i guess when you want to call him like "Hey Mathéis !" Ect....

by Chongyun_Lover November 24, 2021

Mathéïs

Very handsome, smart and passionate man.

Wow, Mathéïs is making my life better he’s so perfect!

by Mathéïs December 5, 2021

Matthewism

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best

Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism

by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022

Mastress

1. Obsolete form of mistress.
2. A woman, specifically one with great control authority or ownership
3. Female companion to a master
4. A woman well skilled or expertise in something

Mastress Trish, is a master of the art of karate.
Loretta is the Mastress of ceremony tonight

by Jpaul2 December 12, 2023