masturbatorium

A room in a house which is smaller than a Man Cave that is dedicated to the manual release of tension and stress via masturbation. These areas are a guilt free zone for partaking in the practice of self love via pornographic websites.

My wife and two kids were contributing to my already insurmountable stress levels, so I had to retreat to my masturbatorium for an hour and rub one out.

by [e-mail] December 26, 2016

masturbatorium

A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.

Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a highly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.

by napercos October 4, 2005

Masturbatorium

where you go when there is no slooter nearby

“Where is bob?”
“Bob couldn’t get lucky at the bar, so he is in the masturbatorium”

by StaciVee March 25, 2019

masturbatorium

your own personal masturbation space

gotta get my good finder and take it to my masturbatorium..

by cathy z January 30, 2008

masturbatorium

Any place used for self pleasuring ie: masturbation on a consistant basis, particularly appropos when self inflicted pleasure is made into a full blown event. A bed, a restroom stall at work, a movie theater or even your car can be a legitimate masturbatorium.

Pinky: "I miss you so much LoD, I gotta hit the masturbatorium or I am never gonna sleep tonight!'

by LoD's Pinky July 25, 2008

masturbatorium

A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.

Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a hughly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.

by napercos October 2, 2005

masterbatorioum

the room in which you beat your meat....jerk jill...pullin pud..making a hand party...take your pick

"man yesterday i was deep in a session and my mom walked right into my masterbatorioum!!!!"

by goggles72 November 24, 2009