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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Masterjobbing

Masturbating while someone else gives you a handjob. Note: In order to not be gay, assistant's hand needs to be on top.

Your sexy roommate is masturbating, you lend him a hand thus performing the masterjobbing maneuver.

by Q2 ORDNANCE October 16, 2009

MasterRobber112

The best constantiam player ever

MasterRobber112

by suckitihatenames September 24, 2020

masterjob

when two people are hold hands and a man sticks his penis sticks hand in between their hands so its like masterbation/a handjob

Jim and Tina were so just doing a masterjob

by barry mydicknewe May 5, 2011

Masterlobe

Slang term in Yorkshire for masturbation.

"That fella's off 't' loo for a masterlobe."
"He loves it."

by Lol.co.uk123 April 18, 2021

mastersob

When you masturbate and cry at the same time.

Karen left me man, i'm going to go mastersob.

by ladies_man217 June 11, 2021

Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019