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*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
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*Dave calls Bob on phone*
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Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
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by Skorpious June 29, 2020
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by CHE108 May 15, 2012
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Get the Mastering the gift mug.Mastermen: A group of male peers who seek the counsel of other masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.
Mastermen form alliances with other mastermen who are successful in all aspects of their lives.
(Plural of Masterman)
Mastermen form alliances with other mastermen who are successful in all aspects of their lives.
(Plural of Masterman)
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by Love Linguist July 21, 2009
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