masterapetion

master-ape-tion

The act of forcing yourself to masterbate against your own will.

I couldn't sleep last night, so i performed masterapetion on myself.

by thee lunchbox September 25, 2011

MasterNABO

An awesome small YouTuber who is trying to get up on the boards

Oh my gosh, MasterNABO just got 1million subs!

by MasterNABO November 25, 2018

Mastertap

Mastertap: The action of vigorously tapping a screen in quick succession to charge a bar. Example: charging the battle bar in Pokemon Go.

Use of word: Im tired of mastertapping the screen.

by SpeedTrap January 6, 2019

masternaut

n. The coolest person in the room but also an absolute clown (in a good way)

Omg Nolan isn’t Vivian Foisy such a Masternaut?

by AntonNieves November 10, 2019

Masternator

Master procrastinator

As a MASTERNATOR I’m always running late. You might say that I’m too busy “masternating” to be on time.

by Kinkykiniki October 31, 2022

masterRapist

A White Man who raped at least 30 woman of Black and Indian descent because he is a Chad.

My dad is a MasterRapist

by Groypercow January 29, 2025

tingle masturnap

The first motion of this action is to consume a bottle of melatonin gummies. Wait 36 minutes. If timed correctly proceed to purchase 3 or more minutes on a massage chair while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants slowly, after 3 minutes you proceed to masturbate furiously while attempting to spin in a circle counterclockwise. Hobble to the nearest disabled bathroom and splooge wherever the tingle takes you the next unwilling action should be an intense unforgettable sleep and intense euforic dreaming

Hey Jack Penton are you still going to pull a "tingle masturnap" tonight like you planned?

by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 20, 2025