Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

chicken tikka masala

the best ndn food on the planet

period.

Waiter at an Indian Restuarant: What will you be having tonight?
You: Naan and Chicken Tikka Masala
Waiter: Best choice ever made

by Jerry Boi December 4, 2007

chicken tikka masala

The bomb dig of Indian food.

Chicken tikka masala is amazing.

by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015

Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that features tikka masala flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Mommy Masala

Secret recipe/masala which all Desi moms have for showing off their culinary skills in front of their families. Also called Chef’s best dish/recipes sometimes.

Afshan cooks really good food. She has a secret mommy masala in her hands. She is a wizard in the kitchen like Gordon Ramsay.

by Brocode89 April 11, 2020

wet masala

A brutal wet fart after a big delicious Indian meal.

Ah, that palak paneer was so heavenly! ... (Farts) Oh shit, I think that was a wet masala! Better run to the shitter!

by PostalMonk December 16, 2008

Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"

Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."

by bubba666 August 24, 2012