Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

anstey martins

it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx

Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.

Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you

by a person x April 16, 2019

Doc Martins

incorrect spelling of Dr. Marten's. Commonly used by posers who don't own a pair. If they did they would be the wrong size because they wouldn't be able to figure out the us - uk shoe size difference.

Duh! I cant spell Dr. Marten's. I spell it Doc Martins. But I can spell urbandictionary.com. Why are these shoes so loose?

by slipsheet April 16, 2006

st martins

st martins or st monners as it is known by the locals is a rural village in the northen most empty corner of salopia or shropshire as it is usally called, it overun with chavs, old grannys and gippos(its acctually known as the gippo capital of north shropshire) the native people are known as monners and speak in there own tounge using words like La and mon they buy there food from a local shop called stans which started up as a chippy most of the younger 'monners' can be found in the skate park this is the nearest dammit nursery in the village the children also go to the local school ifton heath and secondry school rhyn park which is pretty much a school whos main purpose is to teach kids how to be 'ard' and brew drugs up. most of the locals after work can be found drinkin in the grey hound which is the farmer and countrymans pub,the miners which is the workin mens club and the cross foxes which is a shithole.

'alright me st martins laaaaaaaaa'jeff
'alright jeff me monner'dave
'you goin down the miners t'night'jeff
'nah i gotta go get me ard knock son oughtta oswestry jail'dave
'fair enough are yer comin down afterr la 'jeff
'go on then i'll bring me son monner for a drink' dave
'how olds yer son again la'jeff
'six'dave

by Ca7p1e_lad June 15, 2011

bob martins

Rhyming slang for Vitamins.

Alberts been on the Bob Martins

by Galaxy boi March 21, 2017

Doc Martins

Boots worn by serious motherfuckers.

Characters by the yellow lace that runs around the edge of the show, worn by punks and skinheads.

White laces= Racist Skinhead
Red Races= Anti- Racist Skinhead
Black= Punk

Just as gangstas have their bling bling, punks and skins have their steelcaps, the boots are made for walking, fighting, and protecting your feet in the pit, if you see someone in a white shirt, red 1/2" braces, and Levi 501s tucked into docs, you better fucking watch your shit.

Guy on street: Look at that skin struttin his docs.

by Andrew Apocolypse January 10, 2005

Doc Martins

1. Referring to Doc Martin boots.
2. Any shoe that is created by the Doc Martin manufacturer.

My Doc Martins lace up to my knees.

by Allora December 2, 2003