remember kids,Dum Maro Dum(Take another toke) & avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush.
Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna
by mohair May 23, 2007
Get the Dum Maro Dummug. A girl who made the biggest mistake of her life. She's with a tall man who sounds like a 3yr old girl cause he takes roids and his balls turned into nuts and now he only has 1 nut left and his dick won't get hard anymore cause he has no nuts to produce sperm. So now he's wearing a strap on to please her. And he's not violent anymore which is a plus because HE HAS NO MORE BALLS. So his dick don't work no more neither sad sad story. So now he has no titties but got his dick cut off and turned into a pussy. Wtf happened to ur man Maro. Oh he's just going thru a faze he'll be back soon. Never to return again here is Jackie no sackie hairy patchy.
No kids for u
No kids for u
Maro makes me laugh 🤣
by RightNowRN February 4, 2024
Get the Maromug. by bb :D January 31, 2022
Get the maromug. Person who falls for anything even the enemy's advice. This person deserves all the nothing cause she is nothing but miserable now. I wonder why all the guys want her. She gives out free u know what I won't say. This person use to feel sorry for me but now the tables have turned.
But no really I feel bad because she is amazing and always will be to me. She just listens to dumb people who are children. Why? Why? Why? Don't let people get in your head and play games with u and someone u put so much time and effort in. Someone who u misunderstood. Believe she is thinking of me now
No now
Now
No now
But no really I feel bad because she is amazing and always will be to me. She just listens to dumb people who are children. Why? Why? Why? Don't let people get in your head and play games with u and someone u put so much time and effort in. Someone who u misunderstood. Believe she is thinking of me now
No now
Now
No now
by RightNowRN February 4, 2024
Get the Maromug. Maro is the one I love and will always love. My heart beats for you everyday. Please say yes. She will babysit your kids and love you when you come back home. She will never lie to you and your dreams come true. She all that and even more. I like you Maro I really like you. Gimme that pu..y. it's mine. You can't get me off your mind. I am the one. The one who took you there. The one who made you all that you are. The one who showed you your worth. I made you! Me! That's who. Daddy D. Heavy D. A million strokes a week. Wet sheets cause you only dream of me. Little baby. Princess. Doll. Goody gak. You never find this. Never.
by RightNowRN February 4, 2024
Get the Maromug. by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Maromug. She was my best friend. She did everything for me. Especially make me laugh. was so stupid and made so many dumb mistakes. was lost and high all the time. And she started changing her mind but I was too high to even notice. Till it was to late. started going crazy because I knew. she let me suffer to keep me around as a fall back guy. mean I was really hurting all I wanted was to know the truth. But she liked to do things right behind my back cause it turned her on like the bbq in Oakland. feel like such a fool. gave myself to her but that was my mistake and I wish I could take it back. She was so soft and squishy I loved holding her it was my favorite thing in the world. I came home after years and we got a room we slept together and then was on separate sides o the bed and I was falling asleep not trying to hold her cause I was so mad. think I heard her crying but I was really mad at her. Now she wants me back cause she's done having fun with other men. She thinks he can just fuck everyone and when shes done just come back. I also suffered for years and went crazy and you let me kill myself. You did talk about counseling and shit but never thought this is what woulda happened. asked God for you to be married and happy and for him to show me if you were with someone and it came out your own mouth. Was so stupid and let me drown myself while you would make fun of me. But God sees everything. So much to say but only 1500 words are aloud if they even show this
Maro was an angel
by RightNowRN February 3, 2024
Get the Maromug.