l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

marohi

the cutest ship name
they are so cute together even tho one of them is straight bot whatever so fucking cute I cant I love her uwu

friend: omg i ship marohi
other friend: periodt

by juncockloser101 November 4, 2020

Maroon 5

Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.

A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!

by Who’R’You December 21, 2014

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Maroin

It is a drug that is a mixture of marijuana and heroin.

Dude did u see kevin Get busted by the cops for that Maroin he had on him.

by Fetchman19 April 6, 2015

Maroonion

A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.

A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!

by Acamaeda November 21, 2015