poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

Marelyn

My best friend!!! Nicest person you'll every meet :) crazy when she's hyper, andd cranky when she wakes up in the morning!! loll but youu still love herr. Super sweet, funny, and good sense of style!!! Super loyal and awesomee andd will help you in everything!!!

Marelyn is my bff!!!!!

by sweetcupcakes123 November 18, 2011

Marea

Marea is usually that hot , sexy Italian chick with all the tattoos that you can't help but look at when she passes by. She is one of the most kindest, sweetest, caring individuals in the world. She will give you the shirt off her back. She is a size queen and chooses men accordingly, but if you are lucky enough to get her, her big Italian lips are the best. She gives awesome head and is amazing in bed all around. She is loyal to the death, and if you mess with her or her friends, then you will find out the hard way. She may have that angry Italian temper, but leave her alone even for a few mins and she calms down... Usually make-up sex helps... a lot...

"Yo, dude, was that Marea?"
"Yeah, dude, sorry, let's go home... I have a load of shame now."

"Will you marry me, Marea?"

by WillyIwanta November 29, 2011

marmalade sandwich

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.

1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."

by village September 24, 2013

Mahealani

Beautiful Full Moon of Heaven: Loving, intelligent, humble, passionate, independent and extremely beautiful. Mahealani is a free spirit who travels with red dirt under her feet and ocean salt in her hair. She carries herself with the poise and confidence of a princess, and deserves a prince.

Mahealani- Ma-heya-lani.

by ilovemahealani May 27, 2011

Mahealani

A Hawaiian name meaning Heavenly Moonlight. She is a beautiful girl who loves her family and friends. Laughing is her favorite past-tense verb. She enjoys being outside. A rare gem among a road of gravel.

Mahealani, can be shortened to Mahea. Commonly misread and pronounced "Meeha" or "Mahee" (Muh-hay-uh-lah-nee) is the correct pronunciation.

by Chloesprinkles February 8, 2009

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008