Mard

Anti Psych-Ward for people who are too happy and should be fix.
if you get sent here you get mind blown until you are normal.

Guy: "Yeah man I used to feel happy all the time, but after I got sent to the Mard I only feel that way once a month!"
Guy other: "Finally man! You were such a live wire before!"

by Iceflame248 November 29, 2023

mard-arse

A person that relishes in expressing his/her discomfort vocally (or whinges) at all times.

"Quit being such a mard-arse" (quit your whining)

by Kate November 30, 2003

Mard-ass

basically another word for a mardy bum just instead of saying that you'd call someone a mard-ass

joe: oh stop complaining ellie you mard-ass

by absolutearcticmonkeys February 11, 2021

mardale

A describing word. Refers to something which fits the bill of an individual who sits in Mardale at Runshaw College. E.g. Wears nike huaraches, uses excessive amounts of emojis, has a Southport/Ormskirk accent, loves 'Hannah Wants' and deep house, probably has a quiff or the odd topknot, stands in front of the exit doors of college at 4pm, boys wearing legging-like joggers, calls group of friends 'team' or 'squad', talks about protein shakes, 'pursue fitness' joggers, has 60,000 score on snapchat

I'm not going to that gig it would be Mardale as fuck

by d2d2015 March 9, 2015

square marden

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

mardy bum

Someone who complains alot, moans about their life etc...

Usually used in the north of england.

Also a arctic monkeys song.

person one: "Oh god i wish i could have got arctic monkeys tickets"

person two: "stop being such a mardy bum"

by Greg Hartley, April 27, 2006

mardiya

A cute smart girl with a strong personality

Hard to persuade with a silent but deadly mind.

Very emotional a cry baby and loves with her all.

Don't let her tears fool you she moves on fast from heartbreaks!
When you find a Mardiya hold on tight folks.

She is a rare gem indeed
I need me a Mardiya

Daaayumn that shawty is definitely a Mardiya!

by Rage_xo September 1, 2017