maori submarine

1. When a few maoris turn their Waka (Maori Canoe) upside down then they all put their heads in the airbubble bit thats upside down and go along the beach trying to scare off white people so they can claim the beach.

2. When a maori swims underwater and takes a shit. Then swims back up and says "lookout bo a maori submarine is coming to surface" and then the poo surfaces and floats around - scaring while people off the beach so the maori can claim it.

1. o bro we got a sub in the navy bo look at my waka upside down G.

2. o bro i just shat underwater so theres guna be a maori submarine surfacing G. get ready to claim the beach boi.

by Mahogany Potato June 20, 2006

Maoried

Usually a kiwi term used for when something needs to be fixed quickly and then mended with duct tape or no. 8 fencing wire.

For eg, I had a car accident and my bumper fell off, I needed to get to work that day, so got some tape and maoried it back on....

by Wigged October 7, 2010

Maori Purr

N - The term used to describe the sound made by the modifided exhausts of automobiles commonly driven by Maori and boyracers. These modifications are often shonky and lack the nessasary certification. A Maori Purr is generally considered a menace to most people.

Mate, I'm stopping you today because the your car has an excessivly loud Maori Purr.

by PheeSeas October 8, 2010

Maori-oke

A rendition of "10 guitars" or any song containing the maori words "toru" , "wha" , or where the guitar is turned over and a drum beat is played on the back . The traditional seat is a used empty "swappa crate" to play this instrument .

Maori-oke has been around since the development of the Swappa bottle circa 1960 and its first on screen appearance was in the movie "Once Were Warriors"

by uncle bullie1 June 21, 2009

Maori'd

The act of getting beaten by a loved one for a trivial reason.

Johnny maori'd Joanne after the All Blacks lost against South Africa.

by Tui_Pure3 August 22, 2011

maori pyjamas

New Zealand rhyming slang word for 'marijuana'

Where is the best place to buy some maori pyjamas around here?

by Herb Watkins February 2, 2007

Maoritache

A moustache in the style of a Maori teenager. It is usually thin, dark hair on one's top lip that makes one look rather degenerate.

"Haha look at that guy's maoritache!"
Maori: "F*** bro, represent soufside"

by HOB October 11, 2004