Mashing

the act of female masturbation.

can be used as an insult as well as a verb in the same way as wanker is used both as a pejorative and to describe the act of a man masturbating.

"is she mashing it"

or

"that chick is such a masher"

or

if a woman cuts you off in traffic you can yell "you fucking masher"

by Man Lee Man November 1, 2010

Manching

Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.

"Hey bruh, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls. I was too busy manching."

by Richard Blazincock August 22, 2015

button mashing

The act of pressing just about all the buttons on the game controller in a desperate attempt not to get your ass kicked at Marvel vs. Capcom. Often used when someone has never played a videogame before and doesn't know the commands. Sometimes used because it's cheap.

I would've beaten him at Soul Calibur if he hadn't been button mashing the whole time.

by Sabrabbit June 28, 2004

Keyboard Mashing

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..

by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005

Marshing

When one takes a marshmallow and rests it on anothers anus, and then forcefully insterts it using a penis. This continues until the anus is almost completely filled with marshmallows.

Marshmallow creme may be used as lubrication, but anal lube is a definite no go, since the marshmallows will eaten out of the asshole afterwards.

"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"

"Ohhh I suppose we could try Marshing..."

"Yes! Let's do it!"

by Leeby April 4, 2008

mashing grits

When two girls go to florida and have lesbian sex

Ryans girlfriend sarah went to florida and moshed grits with this other girl. It was way cool.

by RhyminSteve December 16, 2002

Melon Mashing

The act of two male individuals painting or carving their dream girls faces on each side of a watermelon including a hole for the mouth. The two individuals proceed to face fuck there masterpiece until they touch dicks in the middle.

"What did you guys end up doing last night?"

"Not much. Just watched a movie with those two hot chics in it. Then we both sculpted their faces on a watermelon did some melon mashing. Ramming Ryans dick half way through the melon was kinda fucked!"

by RamRad August 14, 2009