Mantress

A man who spends so much time in bed, usually to avoid work or everyday tasks, he becomes half man half mattress.

He’s been in bed so long now he’s a mantress

by Spitshine McGee November 23, 2022

Mapressed

Mad and depressed at the same time.

Where they said they were out of chicken nuggets, I was mapressed.

by LunarSong_Hi June 28, 2025