Manojism

The act of receiving by a person, at least one extra bar of cell phone signal than everyone else while dancing at a party.
(or)
The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
(or)
Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
(especially)
exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.

Girl at party: "I heard a deep voice asking me my name, but when I looked up there were just a pair of white eyes floating in the darkness."

Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."

(or)

-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-

Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.

by Curtis Easter November 13, 2011

Manoj Kandafarticus

Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.

Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!

by Shatarngarishi ThinMintz June 16, 2018

Manopause

A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.

Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,

He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch

"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"

"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"

by Bigabongo June 11, 2020

Manjammy

An afghanistanian man, or an arab; or any man who wears a dress

"hey look at that Arab over there wearing a dress"

"Oh yeah, i hate those damn manjammys"

by id301 November 17, 2009

Manoj

A Manoj is a guy who seems to be fucked up from the outside, but is really none of dat shit . He is a smart guy(hides it tho), hot, looks good, has a few awkward facial features but looks good and sporty. Needs someone who can see thru him and understand him. An asshole to some bitches, but usually chill af.

That is a Manoj you see right there.
You need a Manoj is your life.

by dadefguy February 25, 2018

Manowarrior

A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.

"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

Manowar

The Guinness World Record holders for being the loudest band in the entire world!

the Kings of Metal!!

by Chevy July 5, 2003