Maneurysm

A relationship-induced aneurysm. Most often caused by a girlfiend or spouse disrupting a man activity such as watching a sporting event, guys night poker or fishing.

My wife insisted that I clean the gutters when she knows I want to watch the BCS National Championship Game. We argued for the entire first quarter, when I finally had a maneurysm.

by ConrailTV-6 January 5, 2010

maneurysm

A weakened and bulging penile vessel wall brought on by excessive use of male inhancement drugs.

Disclaimer on packaging: "Use of this product may lead to maneurysm, coma, or death".

by kwstarlight February 5, 2010

maneurysm

A male orgasm.

The poor chap had a maneurysm just seconds after copulation began.

by Mr Carl Winslow February 23, 2009

Manjured

A man who is injured.

Attention passengers there is a delay due to a manjured customer at track level.

by Jstitt December 20, 2018

Maneurysm

An abnormal public breakdown of manners.

When Kyle broke up with her, Wendy had a maneurysm and threw a complete temper tantrum in the five-star restaurant, howling curses and hurling her knife.

by mdlieb April 2, 2011

maneurysm

To have an aneurysm as a result of doing something incredibly masculine or testosterone fueled.

Bob had a maneurysm after skydiving out of an airplane in a monster truck while eating Doritos, watching football and lifting weights all at once.

by barisax July 18, 2014

Maneurysm

A weakness in a blood vessel in the brain that balloons and fills with blood caused by a guy listening to too many insane feminist theories.

I swear, if I hear one more loony broad insisting that women get paid less than men for the same work, im going to have a maneurysm.

by exodusprime August 27, 2016