Mang

To have your asshole reamed so hard that it is loose. Or to get beaten really bad at something.

Dude I just got manged in CoD4!

by Young Feet January 21, 2008

Mang

This is how uneducated illegal beaners (Mexicans) say the word "Man".

A illegal alien calls the customer service of a collection agency. He says to the customer service male rep:

"Mang, I forgot to make my paymeng".

or Let's say you dance salsa better than Mexicans and they become surprised and ask you: "Mang, where are you frong?"

by joe_vic June 30, 2008

Mang

Mang is an act of stupidity, either apound oneself or some one else

Or just being stupid

Can be used as a verb or adjective

You drop your books, then you would say...Mang!!!!

Someone drops thier books you can say.. Mang!!! Because they experince an act of stupidity

Mang, I dont know what do to!!!

by el_meno123 February 8, 2010

Mang

An imaginary disease or an unspeakable slime. Communicable by touch, the only way to get rid of the mang is by giving it to somebody else and braying 'You've got the mang!'

YOU'VE GOT THE MANG!
see that minger man she had a matted minge wit mang all over it

by the inteceptor December 3, 2003

Mang

A male or female friend.

"Yo mang, what's happening?"

by Joe Grillo December 18, 2003

Mang

Mang is a religion

I prayed to the Mang gods daily

by Logan alphred December 3, 2003

Mang

An unnattractive female, who then appears to actually be a male.

Minger + Man = Mang.

The "girl" turned out to be a mang, much to Mike's delight...

by James February 3, 2004