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Manscaping Paradox

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.
Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I
by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020
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Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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Manscara

When guys/men/boys wear mascara, it becomes known as Manscara.

See also; guyliner.
Person 1: Dude, that guy is wearing mascara!
Person 2: No way, bro...he's wearing MANscara!
by Manscara December 9, 2008
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Manscape Makeover

It begins when one of your buddies passes out, you start by tea bagging them followed by shaving your pubes over his or her forhead, leaving a nice unibrow.
Larry passed out on the couch so I pulled a manscape makeover and left him a sweet brow.
by Carl B-nips October 15, 2011
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manscape

verb. - to shave a portion of "manly" body hair, in anticipation of getting laid.
I am gonna go on a hot date tonight, so I've got to do some manscaping.
by TexasBlake March 1, 2004
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Manscaping

When men groom themselves in a very thorough and complete manner.
Shaving, waxing, nose hair picking, shopping, "men makeuping"
"Where's your date?"

"He's still manscaping upstairs."

"Does he wax?

"Yes. Ugh..."
by Dolores Neveer June 6, 2014
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