noun. an intense and usually passing infatuation from one man projected onto another;also : the object of infatuation
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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Me: Oh I was stuck in Germany searching for an airport in mapcrunch it's all good.
Me: Oh I was stuck in Germany searching for an airport in mapcrunch it's all good.
by The Do7t0r April 24, 2012
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A straight guy that has an infatuation with a male celebrity. Usually expresses this by posting many pictures of said celebrity on his myspace, facebook, etc.
by shhhhh (: August 14, 2010
Get the mancrush mug.Lingering homosexual feelings,normally towards celebrities, that manifest themselves in non-sexual discussion about the celebrities.
They are non-sexual only because distance and chance of encouter are low.
They are non-sexual only because distance and chance of encouter are low.
I saw Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds, he is hot. But I am not gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
by deaker June 24, 2005
Get the mancrush mug.The goalie of Mario and the Koopas in Mario Strikerz, deified as the eternal Mancrush. Based on the utter mancrushes that players have on him and the inevitable accompanying pre-game ritual.
by mere mortal September 22, 2006
Get the Mancrush mug.When a man likes a male actor in a very homosexual way, consisting of homo-erotic fantasies and masturbating to the actor's pictures or movies.
Jonathan wants to put his dick in Zach Braff's ass. aka Mancrush
Is Spanker beating off to his mancrush again, damn what a fag.
Is Spanker beating off to his mancrush again, damn what a fag.
by TJ M. June 2, 2007
Get the Mancrush mug.When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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