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mapcrunch 

MapCrunch is a website that leads you to a random place on Google Street view, anywhere in the world.

The existence of this site lead to the invention of the online MapCrunch Game (also known as "airport game" or "MapCrunch Airport Quest"). To participate in the game, you just go to the site (mapcrunch.com), click "hide location" and press "go", then you start looking for the nearest airport (with as less help as possible), so you can go back home.

The game was invented by the community of Tumblr and caused the website serious server troubles on Feb 19th 2012 because the site hits went up by almost 1500% within 24 hrs.
I spent my whole night on MapCrunch. Apparently Canada doesn't have any airports at all.
mapcrunch by Madita April 28, 2012
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Mapcrunch 

A website that is essentially Google streetview, but you can hide your location and randomize it.

On February 19th, 2012, a post on tumblr introduced the airport game. Hiding your location, the game begins with randomizing your location, then finding an airport to "get back home". Led to the majority of tumblr wandering far corners of the Earth for hours, following random trucks. Screenshots were abound on tumblr of random locations combined with the player's declaration of misery. Occasionally someone managed to find the airport. Such people were revered as gods.
Person 1: What's with all of these airport posts on tumblr?
Tumblr user: WHO PUT THESE MOUNTAINS HERE?
Person 1: What.
Person 2: Mapcrunch.
Person 1: Still what.
Tumblr user: THE TRUCKS LIE.
Mapcrunch by Sherlocked May 26, 2012
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Mapcrunch 

A website that uses a multitude of street map pictures taken in 3D to simulate many different cities, areas, and landmarks all around the world.
"Okay so I decided to play that Mapcrunch game and WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MOTHER FUCKING AIRPORT!?"
"FUCK"
Mapcrunch by TehBatz April 24, 2012

mapcrunch 

The endless search for an airport in a barren foreign land.
Friend: What'd you do over the weekend
Me: Oh I was stuck in Germany searching for an airport in mapcrunch it's all good.
mapcrunch by The Do7t0r April 24, 2012

mudcruncher 

Two fags and one coldcocks the other in the ass and when it bleeds he eats out the guys ass with a mouthful of blood and shit, then the other guy blows him and keeps the jizz in his mouth and then they mix it together. Then the guy who got fucked in the ass swallows the mix and then vomits the stuff eith puke onto the other guys dick and jeks him off using the vomit chunkies for extra feeling
THUMPER93Z invented the mudcruncher with his boyfriend.
mudcruncher by Taldir January 28, 2005

ManCrunch 

An activity two or more guys do that could be construed as homosexual without too much speculation, adjective
I don't like to go to dinner with just one other guy, it's a little too ManCrunch for me.

Calling my best guy friend "baby" is way too ManCrunch.

John doesn't mind sharing his bed with other dudes, barring any ManCrunch implications.
ManCrunch by BlackPeyton February 8, 2010

malcruncktion 

Similar to a malfunction, but caused by being crazy drunk at the time. mal+crunk+tion
Dude, I was walking home last night, stepped off a curb, my foot had a malcruncktion, and I ate some pavement.
malcruncktion by daaddle March 25, 2009