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The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.
The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?
by CherryBay July 12, 2023
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Cheese Man

Man, BMTS is so corrupted because its owner is a Cheese Man
by Some Random Bird Thing October 21, 2020
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Mac N’ Cheese Man

Short lived docu-series about the Mac N’ Cheese Man that peaked in relevance mid quarantine (2020). Sadly the man himself has fell to a crippling meth addiction and resides in Fresno, CA.
“Yo, remember that Mac N’ Cheese Man series back in quarantine?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”
by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022
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The cheese man

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum
by faceiscum November 17, 2021
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Cheese man

Very, very hot person. He could melt you if you just stepped within a mile of him. 🥵
by Artistiicz October 5, 2021
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cheese man

a man that’s made out of cheese but is also a human that saves the world from evil cheese
“oh yeah I saw cheese man on the news last night he destroyed all the evil cheese
by AyUpLuv July 30, 2021
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