donkey punch to man hover

While having anal sex with a female, you punch the bitch in the back of the head, knocking her out. Then garb her arms and run her around the room, while still fucking her, like a Hover vacuum.

She'll love it. Trust me

For an extra $5, the whore will let you donkey punch to man hover her.

by Fallinchild January 30, 2010

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.

Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

by goatgoatgoat666 May 8, 2013

hottest thing known to man

A thing that makes every human being horny. It is so horny that everyone puts it on the top of their list of things that makes them horny.

Ur mom is hottest thing known to man.

by jdoexbox360 September 9, 2023

to man

(v.)- 1. a sudden increase in testosterone 2. to lose one's female constructions and assume the appearance of a man 3. to comandeer; to take over

see also: puberty

As the facial hair on my grandmother's upper lip began to flourish, it suddenly struck me that perhaps she had begun to man.

by DarkElegy May 8, 2007

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Earthquaking a man to death

when you have no honor in Shellshock Live

Earthquaking a man to death is extremely rude and everyone else will leave the game.

by WeePiggies_oink January 27, 2021

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022