Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Pussy Watch Man

A Man that goes to the club or any kind of activity and watches the woman or women hes with like he owns them. The jealous type who carries pussy feeling's or the type that hates any man talking to the females hes with even though the womans not his girlfriend or they haven't even had sex.

I tried to talk to that sweet one by the bar but she's with that pussy watch man

by Arron j smith August 26, 2021

pussy watch man

Also known in Miami as "P Dub". Usually refering to that particular individual at the club that spends all night hoping a female will approach him, because he lacks the balls to approach his own sister. Generally an expert in the art of posing, usually against the bar.

Man! Stop being a "P Dub". If you like that female, just go talk to her

by Dominikan April 29, 2003

pussy watch man

Unknown animal:
looks like a camel
stinks like a sheep

omg what a pussy!

by A fucking retard December 1, 2003

what zero pussy does to a man

The effects of a male when they are exposed to a prolonged period of receiving little to no female pussy, this can usually transform them into a plebbitfag who craves child porn (or pillow covers and even may stoop so low to buy it) to a femboy (as their mind declines from being healthy to unhealthy)

guy1: posts image of a bodypillow
guy1: Im gonna jack off to this.
guy2: What zero pussy does to a man.

by peniscumthethird November 25, 2020

pussy, man

An auto-response for many guys, when there is nothing good to say. Made popular by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, Jay and Silent Bob.

1: What are you going to eat today?
2: Pussy, man!

1: Dude, what's your favorite color?
2: Pussy, man!
1: You never know what to say! One answer for everything... "Pussy, man"

by korndog April 6, 2008

PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)

Pissy Man Syndrome: Those random occurrences lasting anywhere from minutes to weeks when males act moody, whiny, and irritable as if menstruating.

See also: Manstration

Person 1: Jesus what's wrong with Fred?

Person 2: Heck if I know. Guess he's got a serious case of "PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)".

by Stanzorz December 8, 2009