man handled

a saying used to describe a person who fuks them self up real bad mentally and physically.

"did you see jesse fall off that bridge"
"yeh, he got man handled"

by george tony February 21, 2005

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Man-Handlers

Another definition for love handles. A woman who is voluptuous around on the waist. Men cannot resist, and so they manhandle her by the waist.

While putting dishes away out of the dishwasher, my significant other grabbed man-handlers and proceeded to have his way.

by Hipmanhandler February 1, 2026

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When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment.

"That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."

by D-Ville March 14, 2009

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Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

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Malibu Manhandler

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.

After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

by The Big Bag May 24, 2009

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