candy man

1. a male prostitute

2. a child molestor.

" AHHHH! IT'S A CANDY MAN!!"

" hey i'm gonna go get a candy man for tonight to keep me company."

by codyandmatt March 4, 2009

the candy man

a man that goes to candy land usually anyones name that begins with "G"

Man 1: yo did you hear gage is the candy man?
Man 2: awww thats dirty who would do such a thing??
Man 1: him, lasky, erik.....
Man 2: HAHAHA ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

by jawnmaster3000000 March 2, 2011

The Candy Man

1. This guy, who spams a lot, I mean, I'm talking spammage to the max here.

2. A man who has candy, and he lures little kids with it.

3. One who kills Sweds.

"Come here little kiddies, I have candy"-Candy Man

by Cheezmeister December 11, 2003

Candy Man

one who brings candy to little boys and girls. his payment it the happiness of the litte kids.

ahhhhh, it's the candy man, hoooraaaah, yaaaay.

by allah ownz January 27, 2007

The Candy Man

Nick-name for Michael Olowokandi

The Candy Man is unstoppable

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

Candy Man

The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.

The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.

"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."

by SGT_SWEDE97 February 21, 2020

Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 5, 2016