man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.

Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011

man batter

joy juice, facial cream, man milk, letche

I once added man batter to my girlfriends cookies... I hope she enjoyed them.

by Negativeion July 1, 2003

man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.

BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.

I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

Man Butterfly

When an awkward gangly guy with a pretty face blossoms into a filled out man model

polly: ugh gross he's all bones, gangles mcjangles etc

ash: just you wait he will one day blossom into a man butterfly

--a few years later--

polly: MAN BUTTERFLY! HAVE ME NOW!!!!

by billybobert December 7, 2009

The Better Man Podcast

The best podcast in the world.

Person 1- "Hey bro have you watched the latest The Better Man Podcast Episode?"
Person 2- "Yeah man, I love edutainment! The last episode was hilarious and informative!"

by WheresBalldo July 6, 2019

better man

taylor swift’s best song. siamese29 (swifttoker) is often recognized as better man’s biggest stan, therefore, giving her ownership of the song along with taylor. I HOLD ONTO THIS PRIDE BECAUSE THESE DAYS IT’S ALL I HAVE, AND I GAVE TO YOU MY BEST AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU CAN’T SAY THAT.

did you hear that taylor swift is planning on singing better man live for sophie?

by amessofadreamer September 26, 2021