Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre

The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.

Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’

by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023

Exile on Main Street

A double LP released by the Rolling Stones in 1972. Often considered to be the band's best effort, it combined rhythm and blues with rock & roll and blues rock and is one of the most critically acclaimed albums of the 20th century. It should also be noted that the album was strengthened by the lead guitar work of ex Bluesbreaker guitarist Mick Taylor.

Track Listing:

(All tracks were written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards except where noted)

1. "Rocks Off" 4:31
2. "Rip This Joint" 2:22
3. "Shake Your Hips" (Slim Harpo) 2:59
4. "Casino Boogie" 3:33
5. "Tumbling Dice" 3:45
Side two
No. Title Length
6. "Sweet Virginia" 4:27
7. "Torn and Frayed" 4:17
8. "Sweet Black Angel" 2:54
9. "Loving Cup" 4:25
Side three
No. Title Length
10. "Happy" 3:04
11. "Turd on the Run" 2:36
12. "Ventilator Blues" (Jagger/Richards/Mick Taylor) 3:24
13. "I Just Want to See His Face" 2:52
14. "Let It Loose" 5:16
Side four
No. Title Length
15. "All Down the Line" 3:49
16. "Stop Breaking Down" (Robert Johnson) 4:34
17. "Shine a Light" 4:14
18. "Soul Survivor"

Exile on Main Street is often compared to the White Album by the the Beatles.

by cursedwithavision October 11, 2011

Main Street Muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006

Main Street Magic

1. pr.n. A group of young musicians, popular in the early 1980's, characterized by their outlandish poly/sequinned costumes, feminine dancing and their use of the medley format to squeeze as many songs as possible into a short time frame. Also known for using funk/fusion horn lines in basic country songs. Generally considered to be ahead of their time.|| MSM, MainStreetMagic.
2. n. A back alley B.J.

"Yo man, Main Street Magic can rock it deep in da funk pocket fo' a bunch a punk-ass bitches, now Ima go git me some real Main Street Magic!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005

The main shitstain

The main reason something sucks

“Why the fuck is Reggie bullock starting he’s the main shitstain

by Free Luka$$$ July 23, 2021

main screen

Something that needs to be turned on to see "CATS" an intergallactic Nazi.

Main screen turn on!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

MAIN-SQUEEZE

The girl/woman you'll always have strong,intimate feelings for. No matter what. The person that gives you unimaginable drive to do whatever you set your mind to. Who makes you unbelievably happy and makes your butterflies' butterflies' have butterflies. The person who you have no problem completely opening up to. A person who's your girlfriend and your bestfriend; who you can tease and get made fun of back and it's completely and "toats" "k". It's a person who instead of saying you automatically felt a spark/connection with, you say you felt fireworks. It's simply that one and only ultimate other-half. That one person, that you know, has changed your life for the better. "Simply Because..."

Randy: Man.
Dominic: What?
Randy: Jasleen Bain's is my Main-Squeeze. Without a doubt.
Dominic: Yeah, I can tell.
Randy:It's no secret. I'm proud to say it. To everyone.

by DINGLEBERRY ;] October 20, 2010