by sianalyod February 5, 2022
Get the Room Makeover mug.We’ve all then them, young girls foundation troweled on so thick it might as well be the concrete footings for a new extension on the house, eye brows that look like they were drawn on by the Rt Hon Lord David Blunket (MP for the Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough constituency for 28 years). Eye shadow like Pete Burns after a four day bender in Benidorm for our Karen’s 60th and eye lashes with more holes than the Mccann’s holiday Albi.
Fucking sweet baby Jesus and the orphans Dave she’s got that much on she’s looks like she’s been bought out by Ru Paul in a hostile makeover.
by Stupid Disco April 2, 2021
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When you sit down on your Facebook profile and delete everything that gives people the wrong impression, bad pictures of yourself, old statuses that just aren't that funny, Links to awkward Youtube videos..
When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
Girl, You're really hot!, but your Facebook makes you look like an ugly bitch.. someone needs a Facebook Makeover
Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
by AndyTrew January 25, 2012
Get the Facebook Makeover mug.Like a makeover, but instead of changing the way you/someone else's Instagram appears. Some people say that social media is an extension of the person, but I disagree. You can be a great person and have great traits but have a terrible ig. I don't know how else to say it.
Oh my god, who's that new kid?
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.
by henry1272838442 January 6, 2023
Get the Instagram Makeover mug.When you are having sex, then when you are close to ejaculating, you jizz inside two pieces of toast and invite your girlfriend/boyfriend/mum (whatever you're into.) Also, you can add other condiments.
by Chris Packet. December 3, 2010
Get the Philly Makeover mug.1. When a chap advertising Philadelphia cheese comes to your house and cooks nasty food using said cheese.
2. When a chap cums all over his girl's face. Ed Baines probably does this.
2. When a chap cums all over his girl's face. Ed Baines probably does this.
by Rocket Fuel 989 December 10, 2010
Get the Philly Makeover mug.The act of shitting on a person's head. The name is derived from its resemblance to the fez, a type of moroccan hat. Most would describe this as degrading.
"Jim has got to be a fecalphila, the other night he gave a woman a moroccan makeover after having sex with her."
"Bill got jumped in an ally by a gang of teens. After they beat him up they gave him a moroccan makeover to further degrade him."
"Bill got jumped in an ally by a gang of teens. After they beat him up they gave him a moroccan makeover to further degrade him."
by LTetrisBlock November 6, 2008
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