people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.
"your family will die in 5 seconds"
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
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Chugging an alcoholic beverage with one hand, while placing the other hand behind your head & tilting your head back. Said to be originated by Karl Malone in 1963.
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The condition in which the man a person believes to be their father is not their biological parent.
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The condition in which the man a person believes to be their father is not their biological parent.
“John is 6’4, blonde with blue eyes while his dad is 5’5, black hair, and brown eyes; total Mailman syndrome.”
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