Mathematics

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...

Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.

by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015

Mahima

the most beautiful angel in the world, she is sweet beautiful and the baddest bitch. Everyone loves her she is sweet and light hearted but stands her ground. Any guy would love her so much and be super lucky to have her by their side. She is probably the kindest person you know. RIght when you expect her to give up she makes a come back, and almost every guy she likes thinks of her at some point or another. A girl named Mahima and a guy named Cason are the hottest couple. A Mahima typically plays volleyball. (typically a hitter)

"Hey did you see Mahima today?!"
"YEah dude she always be looking mighty fine"

by Riley Micahel November 12, 2019

Mathemagical

When a teacher is explaining complex maths and then suddenly comes up with an answer

Stoner 1: "How did Sir do that?"
Stoner 2: "That shit was mathemagical."

by xhenersx January 6, 2013

mathemagician

An old man in a robe and a pointy star hat who uses his arcane powers to make the distributive law of arithmetic fun, with limited success.

The mathemagician smiled. "2*(3+8) = 22, indeed! You have chosen wisely, young apprentice! Soon you will be ready to face the division dragon!"

by mothwentbad January 6, 2009

Mahealani

Beautiful Full Moon of Heaven: Loving, intelligent, humble, passionate, independent and extremely beautiful. Mahealani is a free spirit who travels with red dirt under her feet and ocean salt in her hair. She carries herself with the poise and confidence of a princess, and deserves a prince.

Mahealani- Ma-heya-lani.

by ilovemahealani May 27, 2011

malema

In South Africa this refers to a person with a low iq or someone who says stupid things.

You are just being like a malema

by Mr Slim Jan October 1, 2008

Mahera

Mahera means „the smart one in Arabic“ am yes she is. Mahera is a beautiful young girl with shiny hair and incredible breathtaking eyes. She is a loyal friend and a wonderful lover. She has a big heart and makes a whole room smile while coming in to one.

You : Why is everyone so happy around here?
Me : Mahera was here!

by David2306 June 21, 2019