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raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.
Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.
by Alabia May 24, 2008
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evil manatee

A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to be a hostile, rude, unpleasant person for no apparent reason. Also known as a fat bitch, PMS blimp, whale of bad attitude, Disrespectius Vitellius, Miss Piggy having a grumpy day
I thought I was going to make some friends when I saw girls as fat as me laughing and joking around.. but they turned out to be evil manatees.
by lil miss missfit May 23, 2008
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manatee effect

When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.

Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.

Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.

Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
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butt manatee

A giant turd that is the size of a sea cow (manatee)
Holmes went in the crapper and dropped a butt manatee. That loaf was so huge I had to break it up with a stick before it would go down. What a sack slapper.
by Harold Paratestes June 8, 2007
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hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"
"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"
by XXforlife April 14, 2010
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Buff baby manatee

by Buff baby manatee June 12, 2021
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Appalachian Creek Manatee

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.
As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.
by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012
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