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Magistra

A senile old bat who needs to get fired. She has an IRA so she can keep that instead of getting her pension. She is quiet incompetent and can't do much of anything right. Every time the Administration calls her she fears for her job, as she should.
Joe: "My mom won't let me go to the movies"
Bobby: " That's such a magistra move"!
by gsmmoovv November 9, 2017
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Magistrate

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.
by Bagpuss August 15, 2003
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Magistrist

A person or individual who supports the total supremacy of Magistro over all. They may also discriminate against other groups such as the Cabbies or the Buzzers.

This is distinct from a 'Maggie', who is simply pro-Magistro leaning.
Asriel: "What? Do you really think that this is better than Next Cab Soon, you magistrist!?"

Plaaant: "It is indeniable how destructive the minds of the magistrists are to the peace of this community."
by FearsomeCandyCane October 18, 2024
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Magistrate`

by Benchmeister 5000 August 17, 2011
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MagStripe

n. Magstripe = Magnetic Stripe
A magnetic stripe card is a type of card capable of storing data by modifying the magnetism of tiny iron-based magnetic particles on a band of magnetic material on the card. The magnetic stripe, sometimes called swipe card or magstripe, is read by swiping past a magnetic reading head. Magnetic stripe cards are commonly used in credit cards, identity cards, and transportation tickets.
The first prototype of MagStripe card created by IBM in the late 1960s.
by HeTtX March 20, 2017
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Maggtrix

This word is used to describe the condition where a person cannot distinguish between reality and dreams. In medical terms it is know as Dream-Reality Confusion disorder.
Studies have suggested that high level of borderline personality disorder features, fantasy proneness, and dissociative symptoms may be related to higher probability of experiencing Maggtrix.
by Word Metis March 16, 2019
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Magistrate

Puking during hot, steaming sex.
Damn, I just magistrated all of your bed during sex!
by Cool man who is funny September 15, 2020
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