1. An utterly useless pokemon that should have been massacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
by A Man With A Plan June 01, 2014
Magikarp is renound for being utterly weak and pathetic but when it reaches level.20 you better run because Gyarados will beat the shit out of you
by Mr.Magikarp August 22, 2019
Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."
by Salmoon and Clownboat November 29, 2010
A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.
Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...
Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)
Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)
by Everfrost July 02, 2011
The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarp-ing a girl -
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
by azay May 07, 2011
Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
by Lyfial April 12, 2009
When you take a fish and you put it inside your ass, while getting yourself wet. While the fish is inside you attach jumper cables to your nipples and shock yourself and the fish. While screaming you don't have enough badges to train me
by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025