maf

a maf is someone who is a fake and a slag because all they care about is boys/girls and sexual intercourse because they think they will get noticed by the "popular" crowd and become someone "cool".

"she is such a maf"

by upnorthenlighting November 26, 2011

maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

Mafs

Mafia : Italian roots
--to travel in packs...

A group of 3 or more Asian people

You are at a pool hall and see a group of Asian pool players walk through the door.
Kelly: Wow...look at those Mafs
OR
Kelly: Well it looks as though we are going to have some major Maf competition tonight.

by Jaimay March 16, 2005

maf

Acronym for Mark Anthony Foy, Australia's favourite sexual predator/paedophile.

"Better watch the kids, MAF might be around." or..

"She might only be 12 but i'd MAF her"

by Drew Christx November 14, 2004

maf

Short veriation of "mother fucker"

That maf is staring at us.

by idkjustsayin October 16, 2017

MAF

Acronym for Maintenance Action Form.

Damn, Gunny! We'll never make it to happy hour with all of these MAFs that still have to be worked off.

by GySgt D May 13, 2005

maf

An attempt at using math, common to industries affected by piracy. This calculation involves a severe understanding of internets and/or no conception of worth.

"Using maf, offline book "Lending" costs US Publishers nearly $1 Trillion"

by trueslider January 19, 2010